Monday, August 15, 2011

Tower Heist trailer...looks horrible...

So here's the trailer for Brett Ratner's (Rush Hour 1, 2 & 3, Red Dragon and X-Men: Last Stand) latest on-screen abortion, Tower Heist:







I'm sure like all of his movies there will be a laugh out loud moment or two (that's most likely already been ruined in the trailer), but for those not in the know I was much more interested in this movie when it was first announced over two years ago. Initially reports had it starring Eddie, but instead of Middle America's favorite gentile-like-Jew and Ferris-fucking-Bueller being his co-stars it was to feature an all-star black comedian cast of Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Chris Tucker and the late Bernie Mac as Trump Tower employees who steal from the rich residents of the building. Now that would have been a movie I would have seen, even with Ratner "the Hack" directing, instead we have an over the hill Murphy flirting with Precious...





I feel the same way Gabby. File this one under "shit that could have been".